my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
that is very illegal...i love you.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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