Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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