Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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