And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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