when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Shame is for Republicans.
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