Cold hands, warm shart.
I love black thongs
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student