Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor