You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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