Its about making memories worth repressing
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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