i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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