Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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