There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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