Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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