But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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