I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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