Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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