ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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