But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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