I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I need to calm my uterus...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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