Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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