I'm drive I can fine osifer
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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