My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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