Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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