Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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