is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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