She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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