I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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