The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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