i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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