whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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