I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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