and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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