Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
