i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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