After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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