Dual....:-)
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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