Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize