Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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