i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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