please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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