We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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