Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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