Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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