He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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