If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He better not be in your backpack
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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