we have pet lesbian snakes
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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