You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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