If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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