This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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