Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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