It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she looked like the before picture.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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