the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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