I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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