That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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