You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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