yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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